funcho.co

The Functional Chocolate Company sells wellness-focused dark chocolate bars from its Shopify store, with adult SKUs including Sleepy Chocolate ($7.89), Carefree Chocolate, Sexy Chocolate™, Hot Chocolate, Rhythm Chocolate, and Energy Chocolate. A separate FUNCHO KIDS line features items such as Brainy Chocolate ($16.99), and a Sweet Gifts category and Wholesale ordering are also offered.

Co-founder Chris Peruzzi developed the bars to combine ethically sourced dark chocolate with botanicals addressing everyday concerns like sleep, stress, energy, PMS, and libido. Each bar is formulated with 10–15+ ingredients, including patented and clinically researched components. Products are plant-based, vegan, dairy-free, non-GMO, cholesterol-free, and gluten-free, crafted in the USA in a facility that also processes milk, soy, tree nuts, and peanuts.

Domestic US shipping is a flat $5 via USPS or UPS, typically dispatched within two business days with automatic tracking. Payments can be made by credit card or PayPal. Returns of chocolate and other food or health products are not accepted.